Dinosaurs

from $20.00

Imagine an age where chickens ruled the world, Alligators were terrorizing swamps before Florida man even thought about that wicked mullet, and clever girls were practicing their flanking maneuvers for one of the greatest movie series known to man scored by John Williams. Sounds sick, right?

Now you can bring some of these creatures home with you while you role play as an extremely attractive chaos theorist. Just remember, if you ever need to justify the purchase to your significant other, we recommend saying, “Life uhhh… Finds a way.”

Type:
Color:
Quantity:
Add To Cart

Imagine an age where chickens ruled the world, Alligators were terrorizing swamps before Florida man even thought about that wicked mullet, and clever girls were practicing their flanking maneuvers for one of the greatest movie series known to man scored by John Williams. Sounds sick, right?

Now you can bring some of these creatures home with you while you role play as an extremely attractive chaos theorist. Just remember, if you ever need to justify the purchase to your significant other, we recommend saying, “Life uhhh… Finds a way.”