Lilipad Coaster Plant

$25.00

Have you ever had a really nice, epoxy coffee table that your friends and family INSIST on destroying every chance they get with their drinks that you so graciously provided them, causing a vicious cycle of self inflicted table destruction?

Or perhaps you’ve found yourself locked in a violent feud between ninja clans but you’ve sworn a to a life of peace, but then suddenly BAM, enemy ninja kicks in your window, but alas! You have no shuriken to deal that sweet, sweet ranged damage!

Well, as the Professor would say, “Good news, Everyone!”

Now, with this magnetic lilipad coaster plant, not only will you be able to protect your home from ninja and inconsiderate house guests, you can look suave and trendy doing so!

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Have you ever had a really nice, epoxy coffee table that your friends and family INSIST on destroying every chance they get with their drinks that you so graciously provided them, causing a vicious cycle of self inflicted table destruction?

Or perhaps you’ve found yourself locked in a violent feud between ninja clans but you’ve sworn a to a life of peace, but then suddenly BAM, enemy ninja kicks in your window, but alas! You have no shuriken to deal that sweet, sweet ranged damage!

Well, as the Professor would say, “Good news, Everyone!”

Now, with this magnetic lilipad coaster plant, not only will you be able to protect your home from ninja and inconsiderate house guests, you can look suave and trendy doing so!